The APBT has the best chance, Troy Polamalu and Brian Dawkins could handle two baboons. The chimp would win against those two, and would eventually lose to the APBT (after an furious, bloody battle).
You are right Jimmy, I concede my initial point. Chimps attack men's gentians and seeing as how you have none, it would by pass you to go after my ginormous testicles.
abpt's max out a 110 whereas chimps clear 200 and at their weakest muscles are twice as strong as humans. they also have ludicrous grip strength and outward facing teeth.
they're smart and disable enemies. it would immediately rip open the dog's jaw, blind it, or break it's limbs. any of which would end the fight. thing would immediately
Chimps max out in the wild at 120 pounds...Travis the insane chimp was 200 because he was fed filet mignon and crabcakes, a very pampered primate. If the canine is able to get to the chimps neck, game over.
IN A TIGHTLY CAGED BATTLE ROYALE, CONSIDERING ANIMAL BEHAVIOR, THE POSSIBILTY OF ALLIANCES/NON-AGGRESSION TREATIES, WHO WOULD BE THE LAST BEAST(s) STANDING? (All males)
The APBT has the best chance, Troy Polamalu and Brian Dawkins could handle two baboons. The chimp would win against those two, and would eventually lose to the APBT (after an furious, bloody battle).
ReplyDeleteIf a chimp attacked me Looney and Jimmy it would kill Jimmy first, sensing his weakness
ReplyDeleteif the chimp attacked, it would focus on marc; hes the ugliest one out of us three.
ReplyDeleteYou are right Jimmy, I concede my initial point. Chimps attack men's gentians and seeing as how you have none, it would by pass you to go after my ginormous testicles.
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ReplyDeleteno fucking way a pbt is taking a chimp.
abpt's max out a 110 whereas chimps clear 200 and at their weakest muscles are twice as strong as humans. they also have ludicrous grip strength and outward facing teeth.
they're smart and disable enemies. it would immediately rip open the dog's jaw, blind it, or break it's limbs. any of which would end the fight.
thing would immediately
Chimps max out in the wild at 120 pounds...Travis the insane chimp was 200 because he was fed filet mignon and crabcakes, a very pampered primate. If the canine is able to get to the chimps neck, game over.
ReplyDeletePaul,
ReplyDeleteRead the post by Cdaddy on this blog:
http://czabe.blogspot.com/2009/02/chimps-are-champs.html
I'm not suggesting its definitive for the APBT, however I can see the logic here.
Pitbulls are bred to kill, chimps just do it for fun. It's like Athens and Sparta.